Kickboxing Cupid Gifts

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

Martial Arts

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

Tough Love 2000

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

Valentine's Day

Valentines

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

Workout Calendar

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

"So it's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"

"He decided to become a divorce lawyer!"

Thai boxing for beginners.

'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'

"Sorry, I just need a Valentines Day Card"

You've got to be my Valentine, Nicky.

'Either of you done any kick-boxing before?'

'I think the idea of an online dating service for seniors is fine. I just don't think we should name it, 'TimesRunningOut.com.''

The gray area between kick boxing and box kicking.

Fighting Covid

"Yes, the stereotype is the 'boxing kangaroo', but our fighting style is really more like 'kickboxing'. . ."

"My computer beat me at chess..."

Tae Kwon Bull.

'We should return the favor, and find a mate for her.'

'The computer beat me at chess, but is no match for me at kick boxing!'

Cupid's Apprentice - "Maybe you should think of a different career."

With this app I met a woman who lives in Australia. I'm going there to take her out to dinner! You're crossing the international date line!