Boxing Contender Gifts

Maybe next hunting season Phil will succeed in bagging, not just boxing, a moose.

A young Don King

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Mayo-A-Mayo

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

"Smite him, my son!"

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Raging Bull on Ice

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

"Hold on - the ref is checking the rule book."

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'