Comedically Inclined Boxer Gifts

'He's countering your right by throwning a left hook, crossing his right over your left jab, and upper cutting you when you work to his body...from where I stand, Tiger, you better STOP throwing punches.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

"To be or not to be."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"What fly?"

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

"Hold on - the ref is checking the rule book."

"Smite him, my son!"