Comedically Inclined Boxer Pillows

'He's countering your right by throwning a left hook, crossing his right over your left jab, and upper cutting you when you work to his body...from where I stand, Tiger, you better STOP throwing punches.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

"To be or not to be."

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"What fly?"

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Smite him, my son!"

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."