Boxer At Heart Pillows

"At basic training, all us Latinos were assigned to the same tent. It's funny, but an army uniform doesn't automatically earn you respect."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Let's consider an early dive."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"So, what are you reading?"

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Musical Fight

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

Pianist-boxer

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"