Boxer At Heart Prints

"At basic training, all us Latinos were assigned to the same tent. It's funny, but an army uniform doesn't automatically earn you respect."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Let's consider an early dive."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"So, what are you reading?"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Pianist-boxer

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'He has some unresolved issues.'

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"