Boxing Enthusiast With A Twist Prints

'I like boxing when there's lots and lots of dancing. And very little hitting.'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Improvised Dentistry.

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

Fast Food Dieter

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Pelobong

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Hold on - the ref is checking the rule book."

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."