Boxing Legend Fan Gifts

"I think we have the same homeroom. Maybe we can, you know, be homework buddies. Well...gotta go!"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Pete Sampras

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

Kenny Dalglish

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Chris Froome

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

EU

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Hold on - the ref is checking the rule book."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."