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"I think we have the same homeroom. Maybe we can, you know, be homework buddies. Well...gotta go!"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

EU

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'