Competition Fans Pillows

'This isle isn't big enough for both of us.'

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Skate or die."

Fishing Boat Derby

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'I win!'

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Big Guys vs Little Guys

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Rugby Mad.

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

Eight puns

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

"This new guy's really good!"

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Obedience School Spelling Bee