Competition Fans Pillows

'This isle isn't big enough for both of us.'

Bowled over again!

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

"Skate or die."

Fishing Boat Derby

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'I win!'

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Rugby Mad.

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

Eight puns

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

What's this for? Screwing up my Lacrosse career. Slam! Are you ok, honey? Tough tryout. I thought they had already chosen the team. They have. Now they're determining the pecking order. Is Teddy's health care paid up?

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

"Foul!"

"This new guy's really good!"

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'