Canine Champion Cheerleader Pillows

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

"Some puppies get bored when they're alone, but my family left me enough chew toys to last all day."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Clint Goodbuddy's plan to infiltrate the outlawed 'black hat' gangs' AGM was about to fall apart. . .

"I've got a pulse!"

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

"I'm from PETA. I have a report you are beating a dead horse."

"Your depression isn't caused by anything physical. I suggest you root for another pro sports team."

'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!'

Tennis Match.

Cristina Kirchner

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

How about I meet you back at the house.

"We just think he might be a bit on the old side for his new brothers and sisters."

'He's my best friend. Pathetic, isn't it?'

"I'm 14 and I've still got all my own teeth"

'And after they figure out human rights, they'll start on ours.'

'I'm sorry about the limp, but I now limit my practice to nutrition. Would you like to buy some dog food?"