Canine Champion Cheerleader Pillows

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

"I've got a pulse!"

"Some puppies get bored when they're alone, but my family left me enough chew toys to last all day."

Clint Goodbuddy's plan to infiltrate the outlawed 'black hat' gangs' AGM was about to fall apart. . .

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

Matthew Perry.

'It's your WIFE'S name? When you said you were claiming an allowance for supporting CHELSEA I thought......!'

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

"I'm from PETA. I have a report you are beating a dead horse."

Cristina Kirchner

'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!'

"Your depression isn't caused by anything physical. I suggest you root for another pro sports team."

Tennis Match.

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

"We just think he might be a bit on the old side for his new brothers and sisters."

'He's my best friend. Pathetic, isn't it?'

"I'm 14 and I've still got all my own teeth"

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

How about I meet you back at the house.

'And after they figure out human rights, they'll start on ours.'

'His fifth comeback to the ring...and only his first fight!'