Choral Champion Pillows

Choir Games

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'

"I love your optimism."

Family working together

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

Graph

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...

Singer and her microphone

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

Ventriloquist Audition

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

Paul exhibits a classic symptom of Attention-Surplus Disorder.

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

A Capella: singing without musical accompaniment.

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'I'm keen on precise statistics as the next person...'

"Frankly, Harold, you're beginning to bore everyone with your statistics."

Happy graph.

Likes Charts Likes Pie

Claudius Monteverdi.

'Last month's sales figures went very well. So well, in fact, they fell back and crushed the previous months.'

'The groom has requested...in lieu of vows...that you sing a verse of 'Stand By You Man'.'

"This song asks the musical question: "Can anyone here show me how to play an e-minor chord?"

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."