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'As you can see the market forecast is quite loopy in the next quarter.'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'Did you ever wish you could meet the dope who bought an overpriced stock right at the top?'

'Ted has devised a simple chart that explains why we need to quit buying so much stuff.'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

Economy - USA.

'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"I love your optimism."

John Venn Speaks...' Just don't include me in an of those diagrams, if you don't mind.'

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

Aggression/Security

Graph

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

I've checked - it goes down to the basement.

Tipping Pain Chart

'Damn! McGee's good!'

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

Graph to find your IQ

"Pie chart"

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."