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'We're beginning to see some positive patters in the emerging data.'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"What a week!"

"I love your optimism."

'As you can see here, there were a few downticks, followed by a few upticks, finishing off with some antics.'

'I'm keen on precise statistics as the next person...'

"Frankly, Harold, you're beginning to bore everyone with your statistics."

Venn Diagram Of Venn Diagram Understanding.

'Here we began seeing the glass half empty.'

"I'm looking for something accurate but deceivingly hopeful."

Happy graph.

'...and these are the figures we'd hoped for.'

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"Pie charts are girlish. We're men, we use steak charts."

'Last month's sales figures went very well. So well, in fact, they fell back and crushed the previous months.'

Venn Diatribe

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

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'So, you see, Dad, if we compare our overall school performance, I'm actually doing better than you did at my age.'

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

Paul exhibits a classic symptom of Attention-Surplus Disorder.

'We've got to take care, sir! Last month, this thing went down and hit a guy at the floor below us!'

'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'

UK Economy April

"Imagine if we knew what the hell we were doing!"

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Economy - USA.

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

John Venn Speaks...' Just don't include me in an of those diagrams, if you don't mind.'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."