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Riots in Spain about Pablo Hasél

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'

"I love your optimism."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Bashful in Nashville

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

Jerry Lordan

Graph

'My love is like a red red rose...'

Musical genres

"I wouldn't mind...But he's the teacher."

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Singer and her microphone

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."