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"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

John Venn Speaks...' Just don't include me in an of those diagrams, if you don't mind.'

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

"Although we don't have any answers or solutions, you'll notice we've gotten really, really good at making charts."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'

"I love your optimism."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

A guide to seasons in the North East

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

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"Plagiarist!"

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

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I've checked - it goes down to the basement.

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

Tipping Pain Chart

'As you can see the market forecast is quite loopy in the next quarter.'

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'