"I hear we went platinum."
Chart Toppers T-Shirts
Explore our chart topper t-shirts, designed to make music fans stand out. With playful graphics and vibrant prints, these tees turn favorite hits into wearable art that shows off their musical passion.
"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."
"Thank you for that summation of the charts."
Sales chart is buildings in background.
'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'
"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"
'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'
"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"
"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."
'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'
ACME Balloon Company.
"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."
"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."
'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'
'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'
Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph
"I love your optimism."
"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."
John Venn Speaks...' Just don't include me in an of those diagrams, if you don't mind.'
"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."
'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'
"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."
'And right here they merged...'
Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.
"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."
"Oh, I can't complain"
Graph
"If you want to sing in our band, you'll have to overcome your fear of using double negatives."
Tipping Pain Chart
'This is why we can't have nice things... '
I've checked - it goes down to the basement.
"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."
Dragon Graph
Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD
'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.'
Chart Toppers T-Shirts Collection
Chart Toppers Mugs
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Chart Toppers Pillows
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Chart Toppers Prints
Explore our range of wall art prints inspired by chart-toppers—bring the excitement of the charts into your decor.