Chart Artist Prints

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

John Venn Speaks...' Just don't include me in an of those diagrams, if you don't mind.'

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

"Although we don't have any answers or solutions, you'll notice we've gotten really, really good at making charts."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'

"I love your optimism."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

A guide to seasons in the North East

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

"Plagiarist!"

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

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Tipping Pain Chart

I've checked - it goes down to the basement.

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

'As you can see the market forecast is quite loopy in the next quarter.'

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

Paul exhibits a classic symptom of Attention-Surplus Disorder.