Chant Master Prints

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Guitar Man.

Ultra-lazy sloth

Ice Skater

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Chorister's Loose Teeth

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

Ventriloquist Audition

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Screensaver says project compiling.

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

Meditation vs. Vegetation

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

Heavenly voices.

Django.

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

Couch potato.

Pastoral Choirs

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

Flowcharts.

'Page 37 in your hymnals and selection #15 on your iPods.'

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

'It says here that everytime someone says they don't believe in fairies - a Tenor dies...'

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."