Childish Charm Master Gifts

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"'A', I'm adorable."

"Wanna go out?"

'Another martini please.'

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

"Don't worry—it's just a phase."

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

Steve needed to work on his approach.

"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'

'I'll be candid, Mr. Simmons. Yours is the worst case of sheer animal magnetism I've ever seen!'

Part two of the adult ed. class 'How to Impress Women.'

"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."

'Clarence wondered why he hadn't switched to that new aftershave sooner'

Loudspeaker announces fans' derogatory chant.

"I find the defendant guilty of stealing that shy little smile from Kevin Costner."

'Little Tommy is so romantic - He's letting me mind his tadpoles.'

Using its natural defences, the brown nose recluse, once again, escapes danger.

'He has a BS but it has nothing to do with education.'

Don couldn't figure it. His aftershave had worked great for that guy on tv

Flattery Getting Someone Somewhere

'Believe me, this whole animal magnetism thing isn't all it's cracked up to be.'

'Hey, Thunder Thighs, Bean Pole's here!'

"...Not only can you talk yourself out of everything. But..."

'Cool!'