Youngest Charm Gifts

"Gracie, there's nothing wrong with being the baby of the family. This says last-born children are charming, creative, outgoing...and manipulative."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'I don't like to take chances.'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'Let's call him lucky!'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

"'A', I'm adorable."

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

Good Luck

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

'MOM! -- Kevin's sticking pins in my Harry Potter doll!'

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

'You know how they say, no matter how bad you got it, there's always someone worse off? Well I'm that someone.'

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"

Casino

Clancy: Replay

-I should have stuck to my hunch! -What was it? -To stay at home!

Down On My Luck

A philosophical hunting trip

Unlucky Tonight's Seminar Will Change Your Life,

'I'm not superstitious either, but those were the three days Harris wore his lucky socks.'

"Local Showers"

"What are the odds? First he wins the lottery and then he gets struck by lightning."

"You're in luck. My speciality is symptoms that are just crazy."