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'Brace yourselves, ladies.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

You're the olive in my martini

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Swing me with your words."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"Hey, I don't see Harry Truman's name on the ballot!"

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

"If I may say so, sire, that is ONE Magna Carta."

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

'Hmmm... Nice dresser AND boyishly good looking."

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

Man and Woman in the Drawing Room

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

Salesmen - You're right, you have a charming smile.

"Let's hope his sale pitches are better than his passes."

'Clarence wondered why he hadn't switched to that new aftershave sooner'

'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...'

'It goes with your eyes.'