Charm Aficionado T-Shirts

Charmed, I'm sure.

'Boy can she slither!'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Mantis Love

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Swing me with your words."

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

Free love

'I even love the way you snore!'

I can't bear to be without you.

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

"Wanna go out?"

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

'You are very deer to me.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"...so you'll finish it off with a felt tip."

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

How the planets of the solar system are known to their friends

"Time to go, guys-It's been real…!"

'Of course you're my first - Why do you men always ask that question?'

'Before I met you, I didn't know any of the sitcom characters by their first names,'

Lady having her hair dyed

'I love you and my hair loves you.'

Carbon Dating

"Hey, I don't see Harry Truman's name on the ballot!"

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."