Charmer Enthusiast Mugs

'Brace yourselves, ladies.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

You're the olive in my martini

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Swing me with your words."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"Hey, I don't see Harry Truman's name on the ballot!"

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

Frankly, your honor, I'm unprepaired, so I'm going to have to rely on personal charm and animal magnetism

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

"If I may say so, sire, that is ONE Magna Carta."

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

'Hmmm... Nice dresser AND boyishly good looking."

Man and Woman in the Drawing Room

'It goes with your eyes.'

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...'

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

Adult filmstrips

'Clarence wondered why he hadn't switched to that new aftershave sooner'

If you think I've been witty and charming so far, wait until you see the word balloons I have back at my house.

Salesmen - You're right, you have a charming smile.