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'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"Swing me with your words."

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

'Another martini please.'

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"What a midfield wizard!"

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

"And when I say I'm immune to your charms I think I speak for the herd."

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

"I'm VERY musical...even my feet hum..!"

'I'll be candid, Mr. Simmons. Yours is the worst case of sheer animal magnetism I've ever seen!'

Part two of the adult ed. class 'How to Impress Women.'

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

Aggressive Salesman Wanted: 'You're hired!'

"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."

'Clarence wondered why he hadn't switched to that new aftershave sooner'

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

Salesmen - You're right, you have a charming smile.

"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."

'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...'

Man and Woman in the Drawing Room

'Hmmm... Nice dresser AND boyishly good looking."