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"I'm not just about greed, Janet. I'm about greed with style."

"You're right, Obamacare doesn't cover everything."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"Swing me with your words."

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'Another martini please.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

"I'm VERY musical...even my feet hum..!"

Frankly, your honor, I'm unprepaired, so I'm going to have to rely on personal charm and animal magnetism

"And when I say I'm immune to your charms I think I speak for the herd."

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

'I'll be candid, Mr. Simmons. Yours is the worst case of sheer animal magnetism I've ever seen!'

Part two of the adult ed. class 'How to Impress Women.'

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...'

If you think I've been witty and charming so far, wait until you see the word balloons I have back at my house.

'Clarence wondered why he hadn't switched to that new aftershave sooner'

"You're always trying too hard, Eddie!"

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

Man and Woman in the Drawing Room

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

'Hmmm... Nice dresser AND boyishly good looking."

Salesmen - You're right, you have a charming smile.

"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."

"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."

"I'd like to be straightforward about all this, but, of course, that's out of the question."

'I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.'