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"'Customer care' involves more than reading the memo..."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"Swing me with your words."

'Your future looks charming.'

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

'Another martini please.'

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"You're right, Obamacare doesn't cover everything."

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

I don't get why ladies find you so charming, and me so boring. Simple projection. Believe she finds you charming because you're wittier and more mysterious than she is. She'll sense you're a challenge. Suddenly she'll make anything you say conform to that assumption. So I just Jedi mind-trick them? Maybe not ANYthing.

"I'm VERY musical...even my feet hum..!"

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

"And when I say I'm immune to your charms I think I speak for the herd."

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

Frankly, your honor, I'm unprepaired, so I'm going to have to rely on personal charm and animal magnetism

'I'll be candid, Mr. Simmons. Yours is the worst case of sheer animal magnetism I've ever seen!'

Part two of the adult ed. class 'How to Impress Women.'

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

Salesmen - You're right, you have a charming smile.

"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."

"You're always trying too hard, Eddie!"

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

If you think I've been witty and charming so far, wait until you see the word balloons I have back at my house.

'Clarence wondered why he hadn't switched to that new aftershave sooner'

'Hmmm... Nice dresser AND boyishly good looking."

'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...'

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."