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"'Customer care' involves more than reading the memo..."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

'Your future looks charming.'

"Swing me with your words."

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'Another martini please.'

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

"And when I say I'm immune to your charms I think I speak for the herd."

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

"I'm VERY musical...even my feet hum..!"

'I'll be candid, Mr. Simmons. Yours is the worst case of sheer animal magnetism I've ever seen!'

Part two of the adult ed. class 'How to Impress Women.'

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

Man and Woman in the Drawing Room

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

"You're always trying too hard, Eddie!"

'Hmmm... Nice dresser AND boyishly good looking."

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

Salesmen - You're right, you have a charming smile.

"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."

'Clarence wondered why he hadn't switched to that new aftershave sooner'

"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."

'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...'