Charm Professor Pillows

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"Swing me with your words."

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'Another martini please.'

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"What a midfield wizard!"

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

"You're right, Obamacare doesn't cover everything."

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."

Frankly, your honor, I'm unprepaired, so I'm going to have to rely on personal charm and animal magnetism

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

"I'm VERY musical...even my feet hum..!"

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

"And when I say I'm immune to your charms I think I speak for the herd."

'I'll be candid, Mr. Simmons. Yours is the worst case of sheer animal magnetism I've ever seen!'

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

Part two of the adult ed. class 'How to Impress Women.'

Aggressive Salesman Wanted: 'You're hired!'

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

If you think I've been witty and charming so far, wait until you see the word balloons I have back at my house.

'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...'

"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."

Man and Woman in the Drawing Room

'Hmmm... Nice dresser AND boyishly good looking."

'Clarence wondered why he hadn't switched to that new aftershave sooner'

"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."