Charm Pillows

Randy, if you could be ANY superhero, which one would you be? I'd be Randy-Man. He came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. He's slower than a speeding bullet, because he takes his time in all things. He can change the course of a lady's evening with a single smile. I don't think The Avengers would have much use for Randy-Man.

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

"You seem to have a certain type of effect on men."

"Watch out for that Sean Gilhooley. He French-Kissed the Blarney Stone!"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

You're the olive in my martini

"Swing me with your words."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

'Another martini please.'

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Sadly, there are those who take advantage of bunnies down on their financial luck.

You give dives a bad name. Somebody has to!

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

"Oh, wow! A lucky penne."

Not Such Disagreeable Weather for the Haymakers as Some People Think.

'How much did you say your name was?'

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

For The Sentimental ExecutiveThe Charm Tie

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

'Me, I'm making my pocket money by selling my dad's old shoes as lucky charms...'

"And when I say I'm immune to your charms I think I speak for the herd."