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Some said she exploited her youthful allure...

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

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"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"Swing me with your words."

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

'Are we having fun yet?'

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

'Another martini please.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

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'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

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'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

"I hear we went platinum."

"What setting do I use for this?"

"I'm VERY musical...even my feet hum..!"

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

"And when I say I'm immune to your charms I think I speak for the herd."

Frankly, your honor, I'm unprepaired, so I'm going to have to rely on personal charm and animal magnetism

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'