Charisma Champion Pillows

'We're paying you to network, not roam around getting laid!'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Changing Minds

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

"Show off."

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

Santa Self Esteem.

'The jury will please disregard the prosecution's charm and magnetic charisma.'

'Your husband has...charisma? Oh we had one - but the big end kept going.'

Clive James

Post Office Worker.

"Today's alpha-lesson is 'become a vapor.' Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire room. Greet people with your arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best and most legal way to mark your territory."

'I'm good at making people feel comfortable, Ozzie.'

"Let's hope his sale pitches are better than his passes."

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

'Wow, that Rex is a real bitch magnet!'

'That hair! That voice! That suit and tie!...Ralph! Pick up the phone and buy 1000 shares of whatever stock he's talking about!'

'Him?..Oh, he's the guy who discovered charisma.'

'Our new boss is a well educated sporting ace - the district coffee drinking champ with a master degree on chatting up female colleagues!'

A homeless man finding €10 outside of a bank

'He doesn't have the charisma to lead the country to hell.'

Donations Drastically Reduced

"Oh, I like Forbes, but he hasn't got Dole's charisma."

"Confound it - stop talking in tongues while I'm talking in tongues."

"People like sincerity - learn to fake that and you've got it made."

Hospital patient gets TLC.

'Henderson's got to go. His magnetic personality's not only disrupting the office, it's erasing all our software.'

"You mean I was cheering for a concussion?"

The Snake Charmer

Popping another charisma pill may do the trick!