Charisma Pillows

'Him?..Oh, he's the guy who discovered charisma.'

"Confound it - stop talking in tongues while I'm talking in tongues."

'Wow, that Rex is a real bitch magnet!'

Changing Minds

You're the olive in my martini

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

Cary Grant

"Here's a draft of my speech, Accounts Receivable as Collateral When Obtaining Asset Based Lending. Make it pop."

Ben Foden Brings Flair and Adventure to the Party

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

Ludwig van Beethoven

'The jury will please disregard the prosecution's charm and magnetic charisma.'

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

'Your husband has...charisma? Oh we had one - but the big end kept going.'

Clive James

"Today's alpha-lesson is 'become a vapor.' Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire room. Greet people with your arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best and most legal way to mark your territory."

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

"Let's hope his sale pitches are better than his passes."

'I'm good at making people feel comfortable, Ozzie.'

"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."

'That hair! That voice! That suit and tie!...Ralph! Pick up the phone and buy 1000 shares of whatever stock he's talking about!'

My Name is Lucky.

'He doesn't have the charisma to lead the country to hell.'

'Turn off that electric can opener before Marmaduke tears down our kitchen door!'

'Our new boss is a well educated sporting ace - the district coffee drinking champ with a master degree on chatting up female colleagues!'

"Watch out for that Sean Gilhooley. He French-Kissed the Blarney Stone!"

"You seem to have a certain type of effect on men."

Randy, if you could be ANY superhero, which one would you be? I'd be Randy-Man. He came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. He's slower than a speeding bullet, because he takes his time in all things. He can change the course of a lady's evening with a single smile. I don't think The Avengers would have much use for Randy-Man.

'I'm married to an award-winning spin doctor.'

"A charm offensive—why didn't I think of that?"

"People like sincerity - learn to fake that and you've got it made."