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'In Love'

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"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

All we have in life is this moment...

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

"We're usually pretty good at spotting job burn-out before it gets bad, but every now and then, someone slips under our radar!"

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

"I say 'tomarto', he says 'tomayto', I say 'portarto', he says 'potayto'. Why else do you think we're here?"

"There are probably a lot of great bravery workshops out there."

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

Clive James

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

"I could tell you're not happy. You haven't been wagging your tail."

"Today's alpha-lesson is 'become a vapor.' Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire room. Greet people with your arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best and most legal way to mark your territory."

'Wow, that Rex is a real bitch magnet!'

"Let's hope his sale pitches are better than his passes."

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

'I'm good at making people feel comfortable, Ozzie.'

"When I found out I couldn't take it with me, I left it all to charity."

"God, if you can help me find a seat by my friends, I'll listen to my teachers, do my homework and clean my room..."

'That hair! That voice! That suit and tie!...Ralph! Pick up the phone and buy 1000 shares of whatever stock he's talking about!'

'Him?..Oh, he's the guy who discovered charisma.'

"Confound it - stop talking in tongues while I'm talking in tongues."

'Yep, speak truth to power - that's my motto.'

'He doesn't have the charisma to lead the country to hell.'

'Our new boss is a well educated sporting ace - the district coffee drinking champ with a master degree on chatting up female colleagues!'

"People like sincerity - learn to fake that and you've got it made."

"Wilcox is showing signs of compassion fatigue."

'Henderson's got to go. His magnetic personality's not only disrupting the office, it's erasing all our software.'

'We're paying you to network, not roam around getting laid!'