Charm Aficionados Gifts

"I love a man with street smarts."

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Swing me with your words."

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"Wanna go out?"

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

"Hey, I don't see Harry Truman's name on the ballot!"

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

Frankly, your honor, I'm unprepaired, so I'm going to have to rely on personal charm and animal magnetism

Mrs.Beelzebub's faux pas.

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

Man and Woman in the Drawing Room

Salesmen - You're right, you have a charming smile.

If you think I've been witty and charming so far, wait until you see the word balloons I have back at my house.

'Hmmm... Nice dresser AND boyishly good looking."

'Clarence wondered why he hadn't switched to that new aftershave sooner'

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

A performance by the synchronized snow shovellers of scarsdale

'Are the fish safe to eat?! Heck, yeah! Me and Leon been eatin' 'em for 30 years!'

Adult filmstrips

'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...'

My Name is Lucky.

"Harold still has all the moves...he just forgot how to use them."

Gymnastic Scores.

'I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.'

'Well one of us need to watch him, otherwise he's liable to take somebody's eye out!'