Northern Charm Enthusiasts Gifts

Flat cap northern pensioner reading an 'e-by-gum' ebook on a reader.

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

"Swing me with your words."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

Cool hand... Uke

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

'Wow, this really is an incredible space ...'

Adult filmstrips

Salesmen - You're right, you have a charming smile.

Man and Woman in the Drawing Room

'Hmmm... Nice dresser AND boyishly good looking."

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

'Sure been busy! Good thing it's the slow time of year!'

'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...'

"I like these northern soul clubs but where do I put me whippet?"

Gymnastic Scores.

"Harold still has all the moves...he just forgot how to use them."

General Store Modernises

'I get buy on a minimum amount of charm. How do you do it?'

'What about you? Are you detached?'

"Oh I say...very swish"

'The honourable judge Cooter Baisden now presiding.'