Southern Charm Enthusiast Gifts

Hey y'all.

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

The Cattle show Week.

Cool hand... Uke

Hellbillies.

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

'What have I been up to? Oh, a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there.'

'Wow, this really is an incredible space ...'

Cowboy spreading true grit on snow

'I'm learning to say Y'all and I like Grits.'

A Redneck Christmas

'The honourable judge Cooter Baisden now presiding.'

Flat cap northern pensioner reading an 'e-by-gum' ebook on a reader.

Bed, Bath & Younder

A Painter Paints A Landscape Observed By Two Locals.

Ever the southern gentleman, General Armistead pauses during battle to inquire if anyone has lost a hat.

I love Fried Green Tomatoes

'Where's the nearest bar?' 'Oh, they's been hibernatin' fer weeks!'

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

A Norfolk Dumpling.

Southern Trucking Company: We Haul You All.

'I'm thinking of planting flowers and putting a picket fence from my door out to the highway ... how would that be?'

Hill-Billy Bag Lunches

'Git your hicks' on route 66.

"One more crack about bumpkin architecture and I'm taking you to the cruel, cruel sea."

'Cutting Mistletoe in the South'