Southern Charm Admirer Gifts

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

'The honourable judge Cooter Baisden now presiding.'

Cool hand... Uke

Falstaff

"Free Bird!"

Truman Capote

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Hellbillies.

"'A', I'm adorable."

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

Truman Capote

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

'Wow, this really is an incredible space ...'

A devil cat warms itself in front of the fire.

Pastoral: Sung in a simple and idyllic style.

Northern stereotype on website called 'Eee-By- Gum- Bay'.

'I'm learning to say Y'all and I like Grits.'

Hey y'all.

A Redneck Christmas

Flat cap northern pensioner reading an 'e-by-gum' ebook on a reader.

Bed, Bath & Younder

Ever the southern gentleman, General Armistead pauses during battle to inquire if anyone has lost a hat.

"Oooh, wind chimes�how New Age."

'Where's the nearest bar?' 'Oh, they's been hibernatin' fer weeks!'

Southern Trucking Company: We Haul You All.

Hill-Billy Bag Lunches

'Git your hicks' on route 66.

'You're very cute but your account is overdrawn - Ok, what the heck...?

'Belonged to a dear old lady who never had to pay a congestion charge in her life...'

Some Settling May Not Occur

"And from now on, Mrs. Chamberlain, I'd appreciate it if you didn't call me Skeeter. Try to call me Marvin."