Southern Charm Lovers Gifts

Truman Capote

Ever the southern gentleman, General Armistead pauses during battle to inquire if anyone has lost a hat.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Truman Capote

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

The Cattle show Week.

Cool hand... Uke

Gregg Allman

Hellbillies.

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

'Wow, this really is an incredible space ...'

'What have I been up to? Oh, a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there.'

"I think we're beginning to chip away at the stigma."

Hey y'all.

Cowboy spreading true grit on snow

'I'm learning to say Y'all and I like Grits.'

'The honourable judge Cooter Baisden now presiding.'

A Redneck Christmas

Flat cap northern pensioner reading an 'e-by-gum' ebook on a reader.

A Painter Paints A Landscape Observed By Two Locals.

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

'Where's the nearest bar?' 'Oh, they's been hibernatin' fer weeks!'

A Norfolk Dumpling.

Southern Trucking Company: We Haul You All.

Hill-Billy Bag Lunches

'Git your hicks' on route 66.

'... but for a full ENGLISH breakfast you can't beat Blackpool, sir!'

"One more crack about bumpkin architecture and I'm taking you to the cruel, cruel sea."

'Cutting Mistletoe in the South'