Country Charm Enthusiast Gifts

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

A Painter Paints A Landscape Observed By Two Locals.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Farmer and FIsherman

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"Relax. They're just crows."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"You're famous, Angus."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

About time!

An English Gold Field

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

The Cattle show Week.

Home Sweet Second Home.

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

Hey mum, do you wanna see s'thing disgustin'?

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

Wedding Wellies

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Now, just repeat the injections three times daily and avoid any stress.'

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

The Rudges' peaceful home