Country Charm Enthusiast Prints

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

A Painter Paints A Landscape Observed By Two Locals.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"You're famous, Angus."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

About time!

An English Gold Field

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Home Sweet Second Home.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

The Cattle show Week.

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

'Now, just repeat the injections three times daily and avoid any stress.'

Wedding Wellies

Hey mum, do you wanna see s'thing disgustin'?

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"