Country Chic Lover Prints

'Ooh, I love your overalls, who are you wearing?'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Farmers' Warnings.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Cow and Milk

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

Home Sweet Second Home.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

The Cattle show Week.

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Hey mum, do you wanna see s'thing disgustin'?

The Scenic Route

Horse Clean-up

"I can remember when this was all farmland."

It was an impulse buy.

Where the deer and the antelope play.

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

Can we have our hedgehog back please?(Hedgehog is stuck to the tree)

Nobody noticed when poor Farmer Jack froze to death in the snow at the front of his farm.

Home Sweet Home On The Range