Country Style Prints

'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

High Riders of the Old West

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

I fart more than that!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Farmers' Warnings.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Relax. They're just crows."

Cow and Milk

About time!

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

An English Gold Field

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

Last Chance for Everything.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

Home Sweet Second Home.

The Cattle show Week.

Clandestine cows.