Country Style Mugs

'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

High Riders of the Old West

I fart more than that!

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Farmer and FIsherman

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Farmers' Warnings.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Relax. They're just crows."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Cow and Milk

About time!

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

An English Gold Field

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

Last Chance for Everything.

The Cattle show Week.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Clandestine cows.

Home Sweet Second Home.

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'