Country Chic Lover Gifts

'Ooh, I love your overalls, who are you wearing?'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Farmers' Warnings.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Cow and Milk

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Home Sweet Second Home.

The Cattle show Week.

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Horse Clean-up

Hey mum, do you wanna see s'thing disgustin'?

Life is simpler in the sticks.

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

The Scenic Route

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"I can remember when this was all farmland."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

It was an impulse buy.

Where the deer and the antelope play.

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

Can we have our hedgehog back please?(Hedgehog is stuck to the tree)

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'