Country Chic Seeker Gifts

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Farmers' Warnings.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Cow and Milk

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

Home Sweet Second Home.

The Cattle show Week.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

A Gated Community.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a figure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."

Hey mum, do you wanna see s'thing disgustin'?

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

The Scenic Route

Horse Clean-up

"I can remember when this was all farmland."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

It was an impulse buy.

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm