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"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Farmers' Warnings.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Cow and Milk

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

The Cattle show Week.

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

Home Sweet Second Home.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

A Gated Community.

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Horse Clean-up

Hey mum, do you wanna see s'thing disgustin'?

"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a figure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."

Life is simpler in the sticks.

The Scenic Route

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I can remember when this was all farmland."

It was an impulse buy.

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"