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Botox!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Farmers' Warnings.

Cow and Milk

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Home Sweet Second Home.

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

The Cattle show Week.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

A Gated Community.

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

Hey mum, do you wanna see s'thing disgustin'?

"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a figure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."

The Scenic Route

Horse Clean-up

"I can remember when this was all farmland."

It was an impulse buy.

Can we have our hedgehog back please?(Hedgehog is stuck to the tree)

Home Sweet Home On The Range

Nobody noticed when poor Farmer Jack froze to death in the snow at the front of his farm.