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'Wow, this really is an incredible space ...'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

French wine

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Cool hand... Uke

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

The Cattle show Week.

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Hey mum, do you wanna see s'thing disgustin'?

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

That's the worst case of 'cow arse' I've seen in a child!

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 2

Shepherd looks down in valley to see sheep formed into the shape of the word "BAA".

'What's the night life-like?

Nice six-pack!

Let to water, wouldn't drink, kicked off farm.

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York