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'I'm thinking of planting flowers and putting a picket fence from my door out to the highway ... how would that be?'

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"Static cling."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

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'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

The Cattle show Week.

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Hey mum, do you wanna see s'thing disgustin'?

I've been doing sit-ups!

'My practice is limited to small animals, Sir....'

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'Wilbur, I'm afraid the patient is no longer in stable condition.'

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

Early American Think tank

Slow, Men at Work.

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'What's the night life-like?

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

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