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"I just love what you've done with the place!"

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"Static cling."

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Twitter that!

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

A cow on a drip.

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

I've been doing sit-ups!

'My practice is limited to small animals, Sir....'

Slow, Men at Work.

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

'Wilbur, I'm afraid the patient is no longer in stable condition.'

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'What's the night life-like?

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

Septic Fields Forever.

"Sweet! He upgraded with a cup holder!"

over crowded car.

'That's the sign of a good painting!'

Anyone seen my horns?

Junior's switch to electronic chewing tobacco was short-lived.

'Boy, Mommie, I'm sure glad you're not a working mother.'